Comic #5084: job-interview

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Panel 1:

• A man with reddish-orange hair and a light beard faces another man.
• The man in the foreground is animated and expressive.
• He is saying: "So, why do you want to work for this company?"

Panel 2:

• The second man, sitting at a desk, is wearing glasses and a suit. He looks skeptical.
• The man with reddish-orange hair responds: "Because statistical analysis of mid-Atlantic American agricultural data gives me the most intense erotic sensation I can imagine."

Panel 3:

• The former man looks shocked and exaggeratedly distressed.
• He exclaims: "If I work here, my whole BODY will become one giant number-crunching erogenous zone!"

Panel 4:

• The skeptical man raises an eyebrow and says: "That seems unlikely."
• The other man, looking more composed, replies: "I guess it’s probably the paycheck then."

The overall tone of the comic is humorous, using exaggerated expressions and unexpected premises.