Comic #1957: 2010-09-20

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Comic Title: Yo Mama Jokes, Indexed by Professional Employment

Header:
Yo Mama Jokes, Indexed by Professional Employment

Columns:

1. Scientist
2. Economist
3. Doctor

Rows:

1. Yo mama so ugly
   • Scientist: Fluorine wouldn’t bond with her.
   • Economist: Your dad listed her as a toxic asset.
   • Doctor: I referred her friends to an optometrist.
2. Yo mama so stupid
   • Scientist: She thought blackbody radiation referred to the out-of-Africa theory.
   • Economist: She thought “externalities” were when you get more n*****.
   • Doctor: She thought mastalgia was when you reminisce about boobs.
3. Yo mama so fat
   • Scientist: If she moved past a black hole at high velocity, it’d create a closed timelike curve.
   • Economist: When she sits around the house, it undergoes higher than average activity depreciation.
   • Doctor: She has only a 30% chance of surviving the bypass surgery. I’m so sorry.

This comic contains a grid of humorous "yo mama" jokes categorized by different professions, highlighting playful, exaggerated stereotypes.