Comic #2426: 2012-01-04

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Description

Here’s a detailed transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• Dialogue: "This is the Balls-O-Tron. It emits pressure waves at the resonant frequency of your balls, causing them to wobble, thereby stripping you of your dignity any time I want."

Panel 2:

• Character A: "This is a violation of my right to privacy! How dare you!"
• Sound effect: "WOBBLE WOBBLE"

Panel 3:

• Character B: "This aggression will not stand! I won’t take it lying down."
• Sound effect: "WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE"

Panel 4:

• Character A: "Dammit!"

Two weeks later…

Panel 5:

• Character A: "Hey, I wanted to talk to you. We haven’t been spending enough time together lately."
• Sound effect: "WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE"

Panel 6:

• Character B: "What the—"
• Character A: "This is the Boobs-O-Tron."

Panel 7:

• Character B: "The Boobs-O-Tron is a game changer, Sally! It will allow me to reclaim my right—"

Panel 8:

• Character A: "Dammit!"

Panel 9: (Two close-up images of characters, one with a device and the other shown with a midsection.)

• No text.

Panel 10: (A scene outside a house.)

• Sound effect: "BOOM!"

Panel 11: (A newspaper on a table.)

• Headline: "News Net: ENGINEER-ENGINEER MARRIAGE BANNED"

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