Comic #5938: engineering
Description
Here’s the detailed, disability-friendly description of the comic titled "Approaches to Childrearing by Engineering Discipline":
Panel 1 - Chemical Engineering:
- A person with a round head and a wide smile is speaking. They are dressed in a brown shirt and are situated behind a table.
- A small, cheerful baby is shown sitting in a bowl filled with a brown, gooey substance.
- Text: "By situating the child in an edible non-Newtonian fluid, we can constrict its motion while feeding it! Waste products naturally go downward, keeping the child clean. Why am I the only person trying this?!"
Panel 2 - Mechanical Engineering:
- A green-haired person is speaking with a friendly expression. They are wearing a blue shirt.
- Two babies are shown duct-taped together.
- Text: "By duct taping the babies together, we can treat them as marginally less than 2 babies. Beyond 10 babies, each additional baby requires no additional effort."
Panel 3 - Electrical Engineering:
- A person with a round head and a smile is wearing headphones. They are standing next to a baby with a similar round head.
- The baby is attached to some sort of device.
- Text: "By magnetically harnessing all baby motion, we can pay for literally several rounding errors on our electric bill!"
Panel 4 - Aerospace Engineering:
- A person with long brown hair holds a baby, who is smiling and holding their hand.
- Text: "I added canards to the front of the baby to give it improved stall safety characteristics!"
Panel 5 - Industrial Engineering:
- A person is explaining while another with a round head listens.
- Text: "I believe I have found a way to increase my baby output, but it may be controversial among household workers."
Panel 6 - Civil Engineering:
- A person with a round head and a serious expression holds two babies.
- Text: "Look, the sanitation system is from eons ago. It's time to do a clean sheet design on these things."
The comic humorously presents various engineering disciplines and their unconventional approaches to childrearing, each incorporating elements related to their specific field.