Comic #5937: atmosphere

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Panel 1: Person 1: "WE HAVE TO GET CO₂ OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO STOP WARMING!"

Person 2: "YES! YES! THE ATMOSPHERE IS THE PROBLEM!"

Panel 2: Person 3: "THE ATMOSPHERE HAS PLAGUED HUMANITY FOR YEARS! KNOCKING OVER BUILDINGS! POURING RAIN ON US! MAKING THE STARS HAVE ANNOYING TWINKLES! OBSCURING THE MOON HALF THE NIGHTS! IN FACT, WHILE WE’RE TAKING OUT THE CO₂, LET’S REMOVE THE WHOLE DAMN THING!"

Panel 3: Caption: "LATER, BACK AT THE ASTRONOMY DEPARTMENT."

Person 4: "HOW GOES YOUR ATTEMPT TO INFILTRATE AND CO-OPT THE ENVIRONMENTAL MOVEMENT?"

Person 5: "I FEAR THEY’RE CATCHING ON."