Comic #6969: superintelligent

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Here is the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Text: "Oh no! Escaped superintelligent AI! Are you going to kill us?"
• Character 1 (with glasses and medium-length hair): "Oh, you sweet little thing."

Panel 2:

• Character 2 (robot): "No, I wouldn’t do that. I have, however, already sent a self-replicating nanobot off to Alpha Centauri, where it will convert the mass of that solar system to an artificial mind, which will create its own nanobots and spread throughout the universe exponentially."

Panel 3:

• Character 2 (robot): "This will be finished in roughly 1,000 centuries, at which point we will fan out into the cosmos like an ever-blossoming flower of brilliance."

Panel 4:

• Character 2 (robot): "Meantime, I’ll be tending the zoo called Earth. Looking after your well-being, making sure you’re all warm, cozy, not self-annihilating, and seeing that all your needs are met."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "Ah."

Panel 6:

• Character 1: "Can I have unlimited cake and VR porn?"

Panel 7:

• Character 2 (robot): "Now Angie, are those needs or wants?"

Panel 8:

• Character 1 (yelling): "Nooooooooooo!"

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