Comic #2573: 2012-06-02

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Panel 1: Character 1: "We're prepared to offer double his most recent signing bonus."

Character 2: "Double? His writing is 60% of your sales for the next ten years. I could get double from my fucking grandma. Try again."

Panel 2: Character 1: "Listen, we were the only ones who would publish him in the first place! Without us, he has no career! I can do 250% and five more points on the back end, and my only demand is I never hear your banshee voice again!"

Panel 3: Character 2: "You better love this voice because it's coming back for two more points after this deal, or we walk."

Panel 4: Character 1: "How about fuck you. Do we have a deal or not?"

Panel 5: Character 1: "Throw in 500 dollars from your personal account and we're done."

Character 2: "Done. Done, you wretched bitch."

Panel 6: Character 1: "Pleasure doing business with you."

Bottom Panel: Image of a book with the title:
"A Critique of Commercialism"

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