Comic #2574: 2012-06-03
Description
Sure! Here’s a transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Should I spend another year in this job I hate… or should I take this new possibility with all the risk it entails…"
Panel 2:
- Person 2: "What do you say, inner child?"
- Inner child: "You should watch cartoons and eat a mountain of cookies."
Panel 3:
- Person 1: "Okay… what do you say, inner teenager?"
- Inner teenager: "Making tough decisions is for conformists, loser."
Panel 4:
- Person 1: "Uh huh… okay. What do you say, inner young adult?"
- Inner young adult: "I'm busting my ass to get this law degree. Why the hell aren’t you a millionaire? JESUS."
Panel 5:
- Person 1: "What do you say, inner self?"
- Inner self: "You're consulting imaginary parts of your psyche because you're afraid to admit you've already made the cowardly choice in your heart."
Panel 6:
- (A scene of Person 1 watching TV with a plate of cookies)
- Inner self: "…"
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