Comic #5479: productivity

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Panel 1: The scene shows a woman with straight black hair and a light blue top, holding a clipboard and looking pleased. She asks, "YOU'RE SO PROLIFIC! HOW DO YOU GET SO MUCH DONE?"

Panel 2: A man with curly orange hair and a beard, wearing a dark blue t-shirt, sits in a chair facing her. He replies, "MY PHONE IS COATED IN DERMOTOXIC POISON, WHICH DISCOURAGES ME FROM CHECKING EMAIL."

Panel 3: The woman looks surprised and shifts her focus. She says, "YOU MUST WORK ALL THE TIME!"

Panel 4: The man, still in his chair, smiles slightly and responds, "OH, I DO ALL RIGHT FOR MYSELF." His hands are stained with red, suggesting he may have been eating or working with something messy.

This comic humorously addresses productivity while incorporating an absurd element for comedic effect.