Comic #6088: vamp

Description

Here’s a detailed and accurate transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "Why are women attracted to vampires? I think it's because women secretly want to be controlled by powerful men."

Panel 2:
Person 2: "It's because vampires all take care of themselves and clean their castles."

Panel 3:
Person 1: "Some vampires are mean and some are nice, but they all wear pants that fit and underwear with functional elastic."

Panel 4:
Person 2: "So you're saying it's a power dynamic thing."

Panel 5:
Person 1: "Please, please decide if you're growing a beard or not."

The comic is from SMBC Comics.