Comic #5585: ftl

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Description

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Panel 1:

• A man with light brown hair and a goatee is speaking. He is wearing a blue jacket over a white shirt.
• He asks, "HOW DID YOU GET HERE ACROSS THE VAST INTERGALACTIC SPACE? HAVE YOU MASTERED FASTER-THAN-LIGHT TRAVEL?"
• An alien creature, green with a round head and big eyes, is wearing sunglasses and mimics human posture, responding, "YES. WE USED RELATIVITY."

Panel 2:

• The alien continues, "THE EXPERIENCE OF TIME IS RELATIVE. SO, WE MASTERED LIFESPAN EXTENSION AND HIGH-FIDELITY HOLOGRAPHIC PORNOGRAPHY."
• The background features a simple interior, possibly a spaceship.

Panel 3:

• The man looks contemplative as the alien elaborates, "THE COSMOS CREATOR DESIGNED THE UNIVERSE TO BE VAST BUT THE SPEED LIMITS LOW, WHICH IMPLIES THAT HE WANTED INTELLIGENT LIFE TO SPEND ITS TIME WATCHING ZERO-G VIRTUAL ORGIES."

Panel 4:

• The man responds, “ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.”
• The alien replies with an "AMEN."

Each panel delivers humor, exploring complex themes about space, time, and existence with playful dialogue.