Comic #6184: beep

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

1. Character with red hair: "So uhhhh that's uhh when uhhh—"
2. Green character: "STOP IT!"
3. Green character: "HERE'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE LISTENING TO A HUMAN TALK: HELLO HUMAN I BEEEEEEEEEEEEP I THINK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP I SHOULD TELL YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
4. Character with red hair: "WHY? WHY NOT JUST SAY WHAT YOU INTEND?"
5. Green character: "THOSE ARE CALLED FILLER WORDS. EVERY LANGUAGE HAS THEM."
6. Character with red hair: "WHY?"
7. Green character: "BECAUSE WHEN TWO HUMANS ARE SILENT IN EACH OTHER'S PRESENCE FOR MORE THAN 4 SECONDS, WE START TO WORRY WE'RE EITHER GOING TO MURDER EACH OTHER OR MAYBE HAVE SEX."
8. Character with red hair: (looking at the green character)
9. Green character: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BY GOD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
10. Green character: "SEE HOW MUCH LESS AWKWARD THIS IS?"

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