Comic #6183: the-change

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Panel 1: Person with glasses and a suit speaking
"Shirley, come to my office right now."
Another person (Shirley) in a unicorn costume responds from off-panel
"You can't dress up as a unicorn. This is an office. Wear office-appropriate attire."

Panel 2: Shirley, in a pink unicorn costume, passionately speaks
"The pantsuit is a lie.
I wear one. I wear one every day.
But it's like putting a tuxedo on a monkey, okay? It's a deception.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know why I'm here.
This office, this building, this planet."

Panel 3: Close-up of Shirley, looking determined
"If I am going to wear a lie every day - if that is the price of food and shelter,
THEN I CHOOSE THE LIE!
I CHOOSE THE LIE!"

Panel 4: Close-up of another character, Mr. Wagner, looking shocked
Shirley's excited expression is seen in the background.

Panel 5: Shirley confidently declares
"I shall be an eagle, a soaring lord of the skies."

Panel 6: Mr. Wagner looks concerned
"The change starts here, Mr. Wagner. It starts with us."

Comic source: smbc-comics.com