Comic #1941: 2010-09-04

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Panel 1:

• Character 1 (man with a mustache): "What's this?"
• Character 2 (holding a piece of wood): "It's just a piece of wood…"

Panel 2:

• Character 1 (shocked): "OH MY GOD! JESUS' FACE IS IN THIS WOOD!"

Panel 3:

• Character 1 (excited): "OH MY GOD! ON JESUS' NOSE ON THIS PIECE OF WOOD IS THE VIRGIN MARY!"

Panel 4:

• Character 1 (looking through a magnifying glass): "OH MY GOD! ON THE VIRGIN MARY ON JESUS' NOSE ON THIS PIECE OF WOOD IS A CRUCIFIX!"

Panel 5:

• Character 1 (still looking through the magnifying glass): "OH MY GOD! ON THE CRUCIFIX ON THE VIRGIN MARY ON JESUS' NOSE ON THIS PIECE OF WOOD THERE'S POPE CLEMENT VIII."

Panel 6:

• Caption: "Earlier…"
• Character 2 (thinking): "Tomorrow is voting day. I need a way to distract 10 million fundamentalists for 16 hours."
• Character 1 (thoughtful): "HMM…"