Comic #3515: 2014-12-31

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Panel 1: Child: "Daddy, why do people in old paintings have one hand tucked inside their shirts?"

Panel 2: Dad: "Photos were more expensive back then. So, if you needed a picture of yourself, what you'd do is point a gun at a painter and make him paint your portrait."

Panel 3: Dad: "But nobody wants a portrait of himself pointing a gun, so people would hide the gun in their coats while being painted."

Panel 4: Child: "How does Daddy know so much about everything?"

Panel 5: Mom: "Daddy's mouth is a cesspool of lies."

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