Comic #3516: 2015-01-01

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Description

Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "DEAR ZEUS, PLEASE HELP MY DADDY STOP BEING SAD. I TRIED PRAYING TO OTHER DEITIES, BUT NOTHING HAPPENED."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "YEAH, HEY KID. LISTEN, I BASICALLY HAVE TWO POWERS: LIGHTNING, AND TURNING INTO PLANTS AND ANIMALS FOR EROTIC PURPOSES."
• Character 1: "WOULD EITHER OF THOSE HELP?"
• Character 2: "ONE SEC."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "DADDY DO YOU LIKE SWANS?"
• Character 2: "SURE?"
• Character 1: "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2 (reading): "HEARD YOU WERE LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME."

Panel 5:

• (Swan): "HEARD YOU WERE LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME."

This comic features a whimsical take on interaction with deities and includes humor related to divine powers and unexpected situations.