Comic #2630: 2012-07-29

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Panel 1:

• A dog is shown in front of a desk with a man sitting behind it. The man has a beard and is welcoming.
• Text: "WELCOME TO HEAVEN, DOG."

Panel 2:

• The dog looks confused.
• Text: "YOU LIVED A POINTLESS LIFE. YOU CHASED DARK SPOTS ON THE GROUND, BUT IN REALITY THEY WERE ONLY THE SHADOWS OF BUTTERFLIES."

Panel 3:

• The dog is alarmed.
• Text: "WHAT?!"

Panel 4:

• The man continues speaking, while the dog looks shocked.
• Text: "THOUGH YOU MADE LOVE MANY TIMES, YOU HAVE NO DESCENDANTS, FOR YOUR MATES WERE NOT THE FEMALES OF YOUR SPECIES."

Panel 5:

• The dog appears distressed and asks a question.
• Text: "WHAT ABOUT CHAIR? WHAT ABOUT LEG?!"

Panel 6:

• The man explains while the dog looks horrified.
• Text: "CHAIR WAS STUFFED LEATHER. LEG WAS A DUDE’S LEG."

Panel 7:

• The dog is in disbelief, repeating what he heard.
• Text: "NOOOOOO…"

Panel 8:

• The dog looks panicked.
• Text: "NOOOOO… NOOO… NOOOO…"

Panel 9:

• The dog looks worried and speaks to another dog, seemingly a companion.
• Text: "OH GOD HONEY! I HAD THE MOST HORRIBLE DREAM. BUT IT WAS ONLY A DREAM. I KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE WITH ME, SALLY, WON'T YOU?"

Panel 10:

• A man is sitting on the couch looking frustrated.
• Text: "I HATE WHEN HE DOES THIS."

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