Comic #3763: dork

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:
Person 1: "Thanks for your lunch money, dork."

Panel 2:
Person 2: "I just took a 3D scan of your body, including internal structures! I’ll show you!"

Panel 3:
Person 1: "When I go home, I’m gonna bio-print a copy."

Panel 4:
Person 2: "It’ll be exactly like you… it’ll move, think, feel."

Panel 5:
Person 1: "Yes… and my oh my, won’t it be scared when it realizes it’s in a sealed glass cage, naked, without food or water."

Panel 6:
Person 1: "And just as its air becomes too carbonic… just as it begins to suffocate on its own emissions… I’ll whisper, ‘You’re going to die now, because the 'real' version of you wouldn’t return my lunch money.’"

Panel 7:
Person 2: "Please have pity! Please!"

Panel 8:
(Image of a character holding a device)
Text: "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!"

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