Comic #2878: 2013-04-04

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89th ANNUAL LEGION OF SUPERVILLAINS SYMPOSIUM

Panel 1: "Excellent proposal from Pterodactyl-OK, we have one last supervillain. She claims she can deliver death and chaos cheaper and more efficiently than…"

Panel 2: "Step 1: Hire 100 people to dress like the head of their government’s central bank."

Panel 3: "Step 2: Have them synchronize watches, then go into their banks."

Panel 4: "Step 3: At the same time, have each 'banker' run away from his bank, carting a wheelbarrow full of gold, screaming 'OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!'"

Panel 5: "Cost of actors: $3,000 Costumes & props: $5,000 Transportation: $42,000 People killed: most of them"

Panel 6: "It harms health and finance for generations, starves the poorest people first, and because it’s a catastrophe of distrust, it doesn’t even unify people!"

Panel 7: "And never come back!"

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