Comic #5222: sins

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Panel 1: Person 1 (holding a small book): "THIS BOOK CONTAINS ALL OF YOUR SINS." Person 2: "WOW, IT'S TINY!"

Panel 2: Person 1: "OH, THAT'S BECAUSE IT DOESN'T LIST SPECIFICS. IT'S REALLY METADATA, AND EVERY SINGLE VIOLATION IS A FORM OF SLOTH." Person 2: "WHAT ABOUT THE LUST?"

Panel 3: Person 1: "ALL OF IT WAS MOTIVATED BY PUTTING OFF PRODUCTIVE ENDEAVORS. IT'S SLOTH ALL THE WAY DOWN, MAN."

Panel 4: Person 2: "SO DO I GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL?" Person 1: "WE FEEL THAT PURGATORY WOULD BE BEST FOR ALL PARTIES."

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