Comic #6754: dread

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Panel 1:

• Person: "ROBOT, CAN YOU MAKE ME HAPPY?"
• Robot: "YEAH, EASY."

Panel 2:

• Robot: "EVERY HUMAN HAS AT LEAST ONE SOURCE OF CRIPPLING DREAD THEY'VE NEVER SPOKEN OF, PERHAPS NOT EVEN TO THEMSELVES. AM I BEAUTIFUL? AM I LOVED? HAS MY LIFE BEEN VALUABLE? I JUST USE THIS SCANNER TO DETERMINE WHAT YOUR SECRET DREAD IS AND THEN I VALIDATE YOU."

Panel 3:

• Robot: "YOUR FATHER LOVED YOU."
• Person: "REALLY?!"

Panel 4:

• Robot: "SEE, EASY."
• Person: looks emotional

Panel 5:

• Person: "NOW, ALLAY MY DREAD OF DEATH."
• Robot: "NO CAN DO, FUTURE CORPSE."