Comic #6755: springtime-2
Description
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Title: "SMBC Comics"
Panel 1:
- Visual: A woman with glasses, holding papers, and a man with gray hair.
- Text:
- Woman: "Aw, nuts."
Panel 2:
- Visual: A group of people looking somber and a little angry.
- Text:
- "Humanity was sad. Then angry. Then, at length, calculating."
Panel 3:
- Visual: A thought bubble showing a deity-like figure.
- Text:
- "God designed the universe to destroy us so nobody would be around to stop him from destroying the cosmos."
- "He will not get away with it."
Panel 4:
- Visual: Various aliens and a human working together.
- Text:
- "We expanded out into the galaxy, eventually meeting all the other civilizations. The knowledge of our shared fate produced immediate cooperation."
Panel 5:
- Visual: An alien and a human interacting.
- Text:
- "Every intelligent species in the universe embarked on a single project."
- "Life cannot survive beyond this epoch. But we can create a vast capacitor that stores up energy as the collapsing universe becomes infinitely hot and dense."
Panel 6:
- Visual: Various alien beings, some resembling dinosaurs and robots.
- Text:
- "We will not be alive to see the great spring operate."
Panel 7:
- Visual: A cosmic scene with swirling lights.
- Text:
- "But all life after the great spronging shall be our children. And just as our cosmic parents did, they will arise from simple origins to repeat the cycle again."
Panel 8:
- Visual: A serene landscape with creatures.
- Text:
- "And written in the mechanism of our rebellion will be the one beautiful sentiment that united a billion life forms across an infinity of time: SUCK ON THAT, CREATOR."
Panel 9:
- Visual: A frustrated alien holding a device.
- Text:
- "Dammit! This universe won't stay shut! I hate it!"
This comic illustrates a humorous yet philosophical take on the universe and life, touching on themes of existence and rebellion against a higher power.