Comic #4815: free-love
Description
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Top Panel:
- Person 1: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
- Person 2: "WHAT? STOP!"
- Person 3: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO STOP ME. I UPDATED OUR RELATIONSHIP'S PRIVACY POLICY AS PART OF OUR MARRIAGE CONTRACT."
Middle Panel:
- Person 1: "I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THAT! NOBODY READS THAT!"
- Person 2: "I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE NAÏVE!"
- Person 3: "LOVE IS FREE, JOHN. AND, IF THE SERVICE IS FREE, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT."
Bottom Panel:
- Person 1: "WHO'S ACTUALLY BUYING AN INDIVIDUAL MAN'S MEDICAL HISTORY?"
- Person 2: "AN EX OF YOURS IS SURPRISINGLY INTERESTED IN YOUR HEMORHOID PROBLEMS."
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