Comic #6350: grandmai

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Panel 1: Person 1: "The good news is we were able to use machine learning and your grandmother's email correspondence to give this program the ability to answer questions the way your grandmother might have."

Panel 2: Person 1: "And the bad news?" Person 2: "About one-third of your grandmother's correspondence was erotic emails with your grandfather."

Panel 3: Dog-like figure: "You want a spanking, you little bitch? No? Then drink from your doggie bowl!" Person 2: "I didn't even ask a question."

Panel 4: Person 1: "It's mostly interjections like this, but sometimes there's nice stuff too."

Panel 5: Person 1: "Can't wait to see the kiddos this Christmas, NOW OPEN WIDE MOTHERFUCKER!" Person 2: "It's actually a richer, truer vision of your grandmother than you ever knew." Person 3: "Wow, please destroy it."