Comic #5229: kudzu

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Panel 1: Character 1: "I hate the phrase 'dance like nobody's watching.'"

Panel 2: Character 2: "How is that hard? Every decent human being is okay with people dancing and being happy."

Panel 3: Character 1: "If you were really a free spirit, you would eat nachos like nobody's watching."

Panel 4: Character 1: "Nothing says 'I no longer hear the mind-forged manacles' like sucking liquid cheese off your fingernails."

Panel 5: Character 2: "Wow. You just cured me of any hedonic tendencies. Man must be governed with the whip if necessary."

Panel 6: Character 1: "Did I ever tell you about the time I had a bowl of whipped cream and no utensils?"

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