Comic #2524: 2012-04-14

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Panel 1: And the man said, "God, today was terrible. Why did you let me sleep through my alarm? Why did you give my wife pneumonia? Why did you make my car break down?"

Panel 2: And God replied, "If you hadn't slept an extra hour, you'd have got your wife's pneumonia. So, I silenced your alarm."

Panel 3: "If your wife hadn't gotten pneumonia, you wouldn't have learned to appreciate your love, thereby preventing a divorce six months later. So, I made her sick."

Panel 4: "If your car hadn't broken down, a block up the street, a drunk driver would have hit you. So, I broke your car."

Panel 5: Wait. Why did God put the drunk driver there in the first place?

Panel 6: (Shows a person thinking)

Panel 7: See, this is why people hate Sunday School.

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