Comic #2525: 2012-04-15

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "So, are you a type-A or type-B personality?"
• Character 2: "I guess I’m more type-A…"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "THE TYPE-A TYPE-B FRAMEWORK IS NOT ACCEPTED BY MODERN SCIENCE AND COMES FROM A NON-DOUBLE BLIND STUDY OF A SMALL ALL-MALE GROUP."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Anyway, so, what type of learner are you?"
• Character 2: "Oh, I’m such a visual learner. The other day, I—"
• Character 1: "WRONG."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "The 'modes of learning' theory is unsubstantiated. There’s no good evidence that finding one way of learning and sticking to it produces better learning outcomes."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "Yeah, so, are you more right brain or left brain?"
• Character 2: sigh "I don't—"
• Character 1: "WRONG AGAIN!"

Panel 6:

• Character 1: "Do you always do this on first dates?"
• Character 2: "Well, ever since I was little, I’ve been skeptical. I remember…"

Panel 7:

• Character 1: "LONGTERM MEMORIES, ESPECIALLY THOSE FROM CHILDHOOD, ARE LIKELY TO BE INCORRECT."

Panel 8:

• (Later)
• Character 1: "THIS IS THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE!"
• Character 2: "THAT’S STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY FOR FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS."
• Character 1: "GEWHAH! HAYEAH!"

This reflects the dialogue accurately and provides context to the interactions in the comic. Let me know if you need further assistance!