Comic #3729: sports

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Panel 1: A man with short hair and a worried expression is talking to a woman, who has long hair and is looking at him. The man says, "OH GOD. NOT YET. YOU HAVE TO LAST LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS. THINK ABOUT… BOXING."

Panel 2: The man looks increasingly anxious. He thinks, "CRAP CRAP CRAP. SHE'S SO HOT. THINK OF SOMETHING MORE BORING! …BASEBALL! BASEBALL!"

Panel 3: The woman has a slightly annoyed expression, and the man is sweating. He says, "IT'S NOT WORKING! MORE BORING. SOCCER! SOCCER!"

Panel 4: The man looks panicked. He shouts, "DAMMIT! GOLF! OH GOD GOLF!"

Panel 5: The man's expression escalates to distress as he exclaims, "CURLING! CROQUET! NASCAR! AAAAH! NOOO!"

Panel 6: The man is visibly overwhelmed, shouting, "SENIOR LEAGUE BOWLING! SENIOR LEAGUE BOWLING!" The woman looks at him with a blend of confusion and concern.

The comic is filled with vibrant colors and exaggerated facial expressions, enhancing the comedic effect of the scene.