Comic #3534: 2015-01-19

Description

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Title: "Brain Emulation Selection"

Panel Layout: The comic consists of six panels arranged in a single vertical column. Each panel features characters in a discussion.

Panel 1:

Background: An indoor setting with a group of people gathered.
Text: "NOW THAT BRAIN EMULATION IS POSSIBLE, WE MUST SELECT WHICH BRAIN WILL BE THE MOST USEFUL TO HUMANITY."
Characters: A mix of diverse individuals, with expressions of curiosity and contemplation.

Panel 2:

Background: Continuation of the indoor setting with a darker tone.
Text: "WE'VE RECEIVED GENEROUS FUNDING FROM CORPORATIONS AROUND THE WORLD, BUT THE PROCESS IS EXPENSIVE, SO WE CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE. MAKE YOUR CASE CAREFULLY."
Characters: A man in a suit, speaking to the group.

Panel 3:

Background: A close-up of one character.
Text: "I'VE CREATED MORE INVENTIONS THAN ANY PERSON ALIVE!"
Character: A confident individual with a big smile.

Panel 4:

Background: Another character speaks with enthusiasm.
Text: "I HAVE WRITTEN POEMS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT THEY STOPPED WARS!"
Character: A person with purple hair, looking passionate.

Panel 5:

Background: Another perspective in the discussion.
Text: "I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO UNDERSTAND THE TRUE STRUCTURE OF THE UNIVERSE."
Character: A thoughtful individual wearing glasses.

Panel 6:

Background: A character in a relaxed position.
Text: "I DERIVE EROTIC PLEASURE FROM PERFORMING REPETITIVE INDUSTRIAL TASKS."
Subtext: "WE HAVE A WINNER."
Characters: A woman expressing excitement and others looking surprised or intrigued.

Footer:

Text: "Smbc-comics.com"

The comic humorously explores the selection process for the most valuable brain for emulation, highlighting various exaggerated claims of achievements, concluding with an unexpected twist.