Comic #4693: survival

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Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "Welcome to my survival bunker. I'm prepped for the imminent collapse, whether socio, bio, or nuke."
• Character 2 (looking at Character 1): "Where's the water?"
• Character 1: "No water, no risk of drowning. Survival 101."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "And the food?"
• Character 1: "Without food, I'll be forced to learn to live off the land. Huge savings in time."
• Character 2: "How about a gun?"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "A gun? Suppose we get attacked. Those attackers might steal the gun. Now we're defenseless!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "So your plan in case of nuclear apocalypse is…"
• Character 1: "I'm gonna play the odds and be dead."

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