Comic #5869: nft

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "GIMME A NON-FUNGIBLE TOKEN OF THE CONTENTS OF YOUR WALLET!"
• Character 2: "OKAY! OKAY!… WAIT, WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE ALL THESE DOLLARS?!"
• Character 2: "YOU THINK I WANT YOUR WORTHLESS FIAT MONEY?!"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "SAY, THAT'S A NICE LOOKIN' WATCH."
• Character 1: "GIMME A STRING OF CHARACTERS REPRESENTING THAT I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO OWNS THE STRING OF CHARACTERS PERTAINING TO YOUR WATCH!"

Panel 3:

• "ONE DAY, IN THE FUTURE…"
• "NFTs WERE CONTROVERSIAL AT FIRST, BUT THE RATE OF CRIME-ABOUT-WHICH-YOU-SHOULD-GIVE-A-SHIT WENT TO ZERO ALMOST IMMEDIATELY."

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