Comic #5002: together

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Panel 1: Person 1: "Great news, kids! We've decided to stay together after all!"

Panel 2: Child: "You rediscovered love?" Person 2: "No. No, no. Jeeze, that's sweet, kid. I'll buy you a Disney movie."

Panel 3: Person 2: "No, see, we started divorce proceedings, and it turns out we have so much dirt on each other that if this got to court we’d not only BOTH lose custody, we’d lose our savings, our friendships, our jobs, and possibly our non-felon status."

Panel 4: Person 1: "So, we've decided to stay together!"

Panel 5: Person 1: "The tie that binds us…" Person 2: "Is dirty laundry."

Panel 6: Child: "Wait, what would make you felons?" Person 2: "You'll find out one day when you make a credit application."

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