Comic #2416: 2011-12-25

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Panel 1: "WHY DOES HE KEEP TAPPING ME WITH HIS BONER WHEN HE KNOWS THERE'S NO CHANCE OF SEX TONIGHT."

Panel 2: "LATER…" "DAMMIT! OPEN UP, EMAIL! OPEN! I CLICKED! MAYBE IF I KEEP CLICKING, IT'LL EVENTUALLY—" "OH MY GOD."

Panel 3: "OH MY GOD."

Panel 4: "THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A PENIS."