Comic #3602: relatively-terrible
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Panel 1:
- Person 1: “Everyone seems so anxious and angry these days.”
- Person 2: “Well, imagine you’re an early human.”
Panel 2:
- Person 2: “You’ll maybe meet 150 humans ever. So, you figure if you ever meet 75 humans who are better than you, you’re doing badly.”
- Person 1: “If you meet 100 humans doing better than you, you suck.”
Panel 3:
- Person 2: “If you meet 149 people better than you, you are literally the worst person.”
- Person 1: (gestures to the horizon)
Panel 4:
- Person 2: “Now, imagine it’s 100,000 years later, and you basically have the same brain, but you encounter 149 people better than you every day. Maybe every hour.”
Panel 5:
- Person 1: “How do you suppose that’d make you feel?”
Panel 6:
- Person 2: “I’m going to destroy the internet.”
- Person 1: “Ech… Someone else would do it better.”
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