Comic #3332: 2014-07-02

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Sure! Here is a transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "But how do we get into Pyongyang without being seen?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "It won't be easy… do we go by sea or by land or…"
• Character 3: "NOT. SO. FAST."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Who are you?"
• Character 4: "I'M THE SUPERFLUOUS FEMALE PROTAGONIST."

Panel 4:

• Character 4: "I was top of my class at CIA and have degrees in rocket science, physical chemistry, and kung fu. Between this dialog and a fight scene in the second act, I will establish my mental and physical…"

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "Probably this one. He's taller."

Panel 6:

• Character 4: "… but after that, my role will be to sigh when the men make dangerous choices or seem insouciant to danger. Plot points will involve me, but not be created by me. Then, at the end, I’ll fall for one of your boyfriends."

Panel 7:

• Character 2: "Great! So what do you think of our attack strategy?"
• Character 4: "I favor the most conservative, most likely to succeed, most undramatic option."

Panel 8:

• Character 1: "Or… we could parachute from space disguised as asteroids."
• Character 3: "YOU'RE A MADMAN, HUDSON."

Panel 9:

• Characters laughing.

Panel 10:

• Text: "SOON…"
• Character 4: "sigh"
• (Image of two fists.)

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