Comic #6014: running

Description

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Comic Description: The comic shows two characters, a man and a woman, standing next to each other in a room. The man has a smooth, bald head and is wearing a tie and a shirt. He has an earpiece in his ear. The woman has red hair styled in a bob and wears glasses, a beige sweater, and a facial expression indicating surprise or confusion.

Panel 1:

Woman: "HOW'D YOU GET SO FIT SO FAST?"
Man: "I GOT THIS NEW EARPICE."

Panel 2:

Woman: "WHAT?"
Man: "IT CONSTANTLY WHISPERS SECRET REGRETS TO ME."

Panel 3:

Man (continuing): "YOU NEVER FOUGHT HARD ENOUGH FOR YOUR DREAMS AND NOW YOU'RE OLD. YOUR FATHER DIED SAD AND YOU WERE PARTLY TO BLAME. DAVE REALLY LOVED YOU BUT YOU LET IT GO OVER A MISUNDERSTANDING."

Panel 4:

Man (shouting): "I AM RUNNING AND NOT THINKING! I AM RUNNING AND NOT THINKING!"

This comic effectively conveys humor through the interaction of the characters and the absurdity of the man's new earpiece.