Comic #6015: surly

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Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Speaker: "WELCOME TO FINANCIAL NEWS GIVEN BY SURLY TEENAGERS. LET'S HEAR FROM PAUL."

Panel 2:

• Paul: "INVESTORS ARE AWAITING TODAY'S CPI FIGURES, SO MARKETS REMAIN AS FLAT AS YOUR SISTER'S CHEST."
• Other speaker: "AS IF YOU HAD ANYTHING FOR REFERENCE, PAUL. NOW, ANY WORD ON FUTURES? THEY APPEAR TO BE AT A VOLUME SO LARGE YOUR MOM ONLY ECLIPSED IT AROUND AGE 11."

Panel 3:

• Other speaker: "WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF COMMODITY SPECULATION RIGHT NOW. SUPPLY SHORTAGES HAVE PUSHED SPOT PRICES HIGHER THAN YOUR FATHER GETS WHENEVER HE HAS TO PRETEND TO ENJOY FAMILY TIME."

Panel 4:

• Paul: "TOO MUCH?"

Panel 5:

• Other Speaker: "TOO MUCH… LIKE ADULT LIFE IS FOR YOUR FATHER?"

This transcription captures all spoken dialogue accurately from the comic.