Comic #2323: 2011-09-23
Description
Here’s the transcript of the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "Baby, I would climb any mountain… cross any valley… just to be with you… I would swim any."
- Character 2: "Would you eat this brick?"
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "What?"
- Character 2: "Would you eat this brick. All of it?"
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "I would climb any mountain, and I—"
- Character 2: "Lots of guys would. I need someone special. Someone who loves me so much, he would eat this brick. Just this one brick."
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "I don’t think I can eat a brick."
- Character 2: "Well, now whenever you think 'Why doesn't she love me,' at least you'll know the answer."
Panel 5:
- Character 2: (holding a bag) "How'd it go?"
- Character 1: "You were right! It's easy to get rid of clingy guys!"