Comic #5967: average

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Panel 1: "DEAR GOD, ARE HUMANS GOOD OR EVIL?"

Panel 2: "DEPENDS. DO YOU WANT A MAXIMUM OR AN AVERAGE?"

Panel 3: "ON AVERAGE, YOU ARE VERY SLIGHTLY GOOD."

Panel 4: "NICE! BUT LOOK AT THIS GRAPH:"

Panel 5: "THIS IS YOUR MOOD OVER THE COURSE OF LAST TUESDAY."

Panel 6: "NOTICE IT CROSSED THE 'HITLER THRESHOLD' ON 18 OCCASIONS, WITH 3 UNRELATED 'FÜHRER-CLUSTERS' AT MORNING, DURING A CONFERENCE CALL, AND WHEN YOU WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT."

Panel 7: "SO ALTHOUGH YOU'RE GOOD ON AVERAGE, THE QUESTION IS WHAT ABILITY YOU HAVE TO DO BAD DURING THOSE MOMENTS WHEN YOU WOULD DO IT."

Panel 8: "I ACTUALLY DID A COPY OF YOUR UNIVERSE WHERE FACEBOOK ADDED A 'KILL THIS PERSON' BUTTON, AND THE ENTIRE SPECIES LASTED 18 MINUTES."

Panel 9: "WOW."

Panel 10: "WHAT TOOK SO LONG?"

Panel 11: "ALL BUT ONE GUY WAS DEAD IN 30 SECONDS, AND IT TOOK HIM 10 MINUTES TO PISS HIMSELF OFF WITH A POST."

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