Comic #2048: 2010-12-22

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Here is the transcription of the text from the comic titled "TALKING COOL ABOUT SEX: A GUIDE":

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY ______:

• Composers: Sad and Russian
• Cake: Moist and near cake
• Supermodels: Supermodels

I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY ______:

• Coffee: Columbian, and trapped in a bag
• Mathematical Logic: Formal and 80% male
• Celery: Secretly coated in peanut butter

I LIKE MY MASTURBATION LIKE I LIKE MY ______:

• Whiskey: Hidden in the bathroom
• Computer Programmers: Alone and devoid of emotion
• Comics: Short, and featuring Aquaman

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