Comic #2671: 2012-09-08

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "HEY, YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS-PENIS?"
• Character 2: "GO TO HELL."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "WHAT?! OH! OH, I’M SORRY. YOU HAVE THE WRONG IDEA. PENIS LOSES TO EVERY OTHER THROW, SO IT NEVER GETS USED. SO, IT'S NOT CREEPY."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "SORRY, I’M GONNA GO ANYWHERE ELSE NOW."
• Character 1: "SORRY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND GAME THEORY!"