Comic #3886: talking-is-weird
Description
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Panel 1:
A character says, “Talking is weird.”
Another responds, “I’m just wobbling some mucus membranes right now. They wobble the air, which wobbles some bones in your ear.”
Panel 2:
The first character continues, “There is some particular wobble that will break your heart. Another would make you jump for joy. And another would drive you to insanity.”
Panel 3:
The first character explains, “For any person, there is some sequence of vocal fold wobbling that will produce just about any mental state.”
The second character looks contemplative.
Panel 4:
The first character continues, “But, probabilistically, whatever wobble I do won’t have a strong effect on you.”
The second character is distracted.
Panel 5:
The first character states, “It’s like I have a superpower that only works once in a million… Hey. Are you asleep?!”
Panel 6:
The second character replies, “My God, your vocal wobbling induced a sudden state of somnolence.”
The first character responds with “Uh huh.”
Panel 7:
The first character says, “It’s not like you were being super interesting.”
The second character retorts, “And we shall call you Slumber Lass.”
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