Comic #4080: why-you39re-attracted-to-me

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Panel 1: Character 1: "YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO MY WILD PERSONALITY?" Character 2: "WHY?"

Panel 2: Character 2: "A WOMAN WHO'S WILLING TO BREAK LOTS OF SOCIAL RULES - A WOMAN WHO'S WILLING TO BEHAVE BADLY… WELL… ISN'T SHE LIKELY TO BREAK ALL SORTS OF RULES IN THE BEDROOM?"

Panel 3: Character 1: "ISN'T IT EXCITING? TO NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT? TO WONDER…" Character 3: "WHAT ELSE IS SHE CAPABLE OF?"

Panel 4: Character 2: "LONG STORY SHORT, THE REASON I ATE YOUR ICE CREAM AND HAVEN'T DONE MY SHARE OF LAUNDRY THIS WEEK WAS THAT THE WHOLE THING WAS FOREPLAY."

Panel 5: Character 3: "I'M A NASTY GIRL, BABY." Character 2: "EUGH. THE TRASH IS LEAKING." Character 3: "SO NASTY."