Comic #6068: visitation

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Panel 1: Character 1: "WE HAVE COME TO SPEAK WITH YOU!" Character 2: "WOW, YOU ALREADY KNOW HUMAN LANGUAGE?"

Panel 2: Alien: "WE KNOW ALL LANGUAGE OF ALL CREATURES AND ARE CONTACTING EVERYONE ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL PLANET!" Character 2: "OH SHIT."

Panel 3: Caption: "AT SEA…" Sea Creature: "THEY'RE KILLING US! THEY SPENT CENTURIES TURNING US INTO SOAP!"

Panel 4: Caption: "IN THE SKY…" Sky Creature: "YOU CAN BARELY BREATHE UP HERE! MY BABIES WILL NEVER KNOW THE SCENT OF CLEAN AIR!"

Panel 5: Caption: "IN THE HOME…" Home Creature: "MASTURBATING! ENDLESS MASTURBATING TO THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS!"

Panel 6: Caption: "INEXORABLY…" Alien: "SO WE'RE GOING TO KILL ALL THE HUMANS." Character 2: "HEY, YOU'LL GET NO ARGUMENT FROM US."

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