Comic #4934: death-2

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Panel 1: Person: "Listen Death, I don’t mind you hanging out here. I just wish you didn’t look so content."

Panel 2: Death: "Try to imagine being me. You only want one thing, and you can always get it if you’re patient."

Panel 3: Death: "Imagine you know that every lover who left you will, in the fullness of time, come back. Every ambition will be achieved. Every little want will be fulfilled. And you only have to sit and wait."

Panel 4: Death: "That’s the way the universe is set up for me."

Panel 5: Person: "Even angels experience torment. Heck, God himself has rough days. But ol’ Death? I’ve got it made. The whole universe is geared toward my favorite thing!"

Panel 6: Death: "But I thought the universe was designed with human life in mind."

Panel 7: Death: "Boy you guys are in for a big surprise in about ten years."

(Note: The descriptions assume standard comic panel layouts.)