Comic #7092: like-that

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Here is a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person in a large coat: "YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY!"
• Young lady: "BUT DAD!"

Panel 2:

• Young lady: "NO!"

Panel 3:

• Man with glasses: "YOU KIDS THESE DAYS KEEP BIFURCATING YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS INTO MULTIPLE AGENTS THAT HAVE SEPARATE EXPERIENCES THAT ARE SUCCESSIVELY COMBINED IN THE CLOUD!"

Panel 4:

• Man with glasses: "IN MY DAY, WE HAD A UNIFIED INTERNAL CONCEPT OF IDENTITY! ONE PERSON, ONE BODY!"
• Young lady: "DAD! THAT PHRASE IS OFFENSIVE!"

Panel 5:

• Man with glasses: "WHAT'S OFFENSIVE IS YOUR GENERATION WALKIN' AROUND ALL DAY VIOLATIN' THE INTUITIVE NOTION OF SELFHOD!"

Panel 6:

• Man with glasses: "I WONDER WHAT YOUR POOR DEAD MOTHER WOULD SAY."

Panel 7:

• Man with glasses: "ONE SEC, I'LL PULL UP HER DIGITAL CLONE."

Panel 8:

• Person with a tablet: "IT'S FINE, BOB."

Panel 9:

• Person with a tablet: "DAMMIT!"

Panel 10:

• Young lady and another character: "HA!"

This captures the dialogue and context as it is presented in the comic.