Comic #4085: enhancement

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "I’m thinking of going in for penis enhancement surgery."
• Character 2: "Why?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "You’re a perfectly fine size! Why not just accept yourself? Love your body. Nobody is perfect, but are we so vain that we would mutilate what our moms gave us, just for a bigger organ?"

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "Actually, I was going to get it shortened, widened, and able to vibrate on command."

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "Get your clothes on, let’s go!"
• Text in character's speech bubble: "I’m calling an ambulance."