Comic #4418: geek-sleeping

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Sure! Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GEEK-SLEEPING?"
• Person 2: "WHAT?"

Panel 2:

• Person 3: "EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE MEDIA, THEY PUSH THEIR GLASSES FURTHER UP THEIR NOSES TO PREVENT THEMSELVES FROM SAYING ANYTHING."

Panel 3:

• Person 1: "IF YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID THOUGH, THEY WILL PUSH THEIR GLASSES SO HARD THAT THEIR BODIES PERCEIVE HEAD TRAUMA AND THEY PASS OUT."
• Person 2: "HERE, WATCH."

Panel 4:

• Person 4: "STAR WARS IS SO DUMB. HOW CAN DARTH VADER BE LUKE'S FATHER IF DARTH VADER'S A ROBOT?"

Panel 5:

• Person 5: "AND WHY IS IT CALLED 'STAR TRACK' WHEN THERE AREN'T TRACKS IN SPACE?"

Panel 6:

• Person 3: (pushing glasses up) "STOP! IT'S GETTING DANGEROUS!"

Panel 7:

• Person 1: "AND HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS PLOT HOLE IN HARRY POTTER WHERE EVERYONE USES MAGIC EVEN THOUGH MAGIC ISN'T REAL?"

Panel 8:

• Person 6: "ACTUALLY!"

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