Comic #6006: number-one-dad

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Here’s the text from the comic transcription:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "I CAN'T TAKE IT, WIFE!"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "THE KIDS ARE MAKING ME CRAZY! I’M BEHIND ON EVERYTHING. THE HOUSE IS A DISASTER!"
• Character 2: [looks concerned]

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "I AM TAPPING THE FUCK OUT, MAN! I SURRENDER! I GIVE UP ON PARENTING!"

Panel 4:

• Text: "AND SO…"

Panel 5:

• Character 3: "HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS MACARONI AND 8 HOURS OF CARTOONS?"
• Character 4: "BEST DAD EVER!"
• Character 5: "HOORAYYYYY!"

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