Comic #53: 2003-02-28

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Here’s the transcription of the text from the comic:

Panel 1:

• Person 1: "Well… I'm off to have another battle with the toilet…"
• Child 1: "…Okay, honey…"
• Child 2: "Eww! Why is Daddy always so gross?"

Text at the bottom: "We thought he was joking about constipation until, one day, we found his cold body on the bathroom floor, a porcelain dagger in his back."